"Jens changed his mind, but wasn't quick enough to respond to his brain."

"He starts crying after the final whistle.
I played for managers who would be turning in their graves."

"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."

"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman."

"I hear Tony Adams is appealing. Apparently he wasn't pissed. He was just trying to get the wall back another 10 yards."

"The first wasn't a foul, so I thought, if they want a foul I'll give them a foul."

"It seems our defence have been around for donkey's years."

"It took a lot of bottle for Tony to own up."

"And Seaman, just like a falling oak, manages to change direction."

"These rumours are completely false.  I've only watched two musicals during my entire spell in London and they are Mamma Mia and Saturday Night Fever."

"I can understand everyone, everyone except Ray Parlour."

"If you love Senegal so much, why don't you play for them ?"

"Before the game there was all this stuff about anti-racism and anti-bullying. It would be a good idea to start wearing wristbands for anti-diving."

"A bag of meat with eyes."

"I have had to adapt to a different footballing mentality since I have been in England.  I got booed by the crowd the first times I fell to the ground under challenge.  In the eyes of English people all Italians are divers, and there is an element of truth in that.  I think back to one of my former coaches, who taught me to run in a particular posture so I would go to ground more easily."

"Our objective is to keep Arsenal English, albeit with a lot of foreign players."

"There is something reassuring about Arsenal's growing struggle to retain the championship.  The thought is not borne out of  any desire for Arsenal to fail or Manchester United to succeed but simply a wish to see the difficulty of winning back-to-back English league titles."  ... "For an Arsenal team to fail when in sight of honours would be a rarity.  For them, to fail because of defensive short-comings would be rarer, yet to some extent Wenger has wished these problems on himself. 
He inherited an ageing back four which, as Lee Dixon pointed out, was given an extension by the arrival of Patrick Vieira and Emmanuel Petit to stiffen the midfield.  Wenger bought himself time to rebuild his defence, but so far neither time nor money has been wholly well spent."

"We had 500 passes, Tottenham had 222; we had 18 shots on goal, Tottenham had 12 and we had 64% of possession.  That suns up the game."

"Next, a man who has fulfilled every schoolboy's dream. He's won the Double, he's captained England and driven his car into a wall at very high speed.  Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Adams."

"Jesus, I only wanted you to pass the salt."

"He was involved in both and spent so much time on the ground I was wondering when his funeral would be."

"It's about the drunken parties that go no for days, the orgies, the birds and the fabulous money."

"Shall we buy a crowd for you ?"

"I watched the matches that were broadcast in Russia, but it seemed less difficult on TV."

"I'm sure they would do well.  I'm sure they would get a point."

"A couple of months ago a man in a Post Office van hee-hawed at me as he passed.  It's only once or twice a year these days.  Probably a Spurs fan."

"Sometimes you have to swallow the unswallowable."

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