arsenal stuff 4
A lot of material circulates on the Internet and we include here some stuff about Arsenal, which you might enjoy ...
Choose paying £9 million
for Francis Jeffers.
Choose forcing merchandise vendors out of business because they might deprive you of a couple of hundred quid on match days.
Choose fancying yourselves
as better than Real Madrid, then having Auxerre run rings around you at
Choose David Seaman and his
public mid-life crisis.
Choose to see yourselves as
one of the giants of continental football when you've never even reached
a European Cup semi-final in your entire history.
Choose Tony Adams coming out with his usual dreary "I am a recovering addict" spiel every time a Premiership footballer blots his copy-book.
Choose pretending that five or six years of playing in a watchable fashion makes up for inflicting over a century of ultra-defensive dogshit on English football watchers.
Choose Igor Stepanovs, Nelson Vivas, Kanu, Pascal Cygan, Davor Suker, Gilles Grimandi, David Grondin, Remi Garde, Kaba Diawara, Junichi Inamoto, Jeremie Aliadiere, Oleg Luzhny, Luis Boa Morte, Richard Wright, Stefan Malz, Christopher Wreh, and all the other turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Wenger is in the transfer market.
Choose 58 red cards in seven
years. Choose lying to the media that you didn't see a single one of the
incidents that caused all these red cards.
Thanks to Danny Keene among many others
Following a Spurs centre-half's defection up the Seven Sisters Road, this is how one fan felt ...
(To the tune of "I Will Survive")
At first I was a yid. I was
Thanks to Paxton Girl
Here is a view of the defection by Sol Campbell.
Thanks to Eric Savill
tune (I will Survive) – different sentiments.
the Double winners Arsene’s team were deified (look it up Gooners)
not this year, it’s somebody new
Sol’s thick, can’t pass the ball
he’s got Europe, something that’s new
than that scouse
Champions league ?
we’ll be back in white and blue
then there’s Wright, well he’s not bad
Spurs are back
not with Sol
as long as he’s up Winger’s Arse the contract will be signed,
Fade out etc……
With thanks to The Dazzler
Arsenal introduced a new shirt for their last season at Highbury.
Thanks to Ivan Cohen
Arsenal players show off their new shirts for the 2007-08 season.
Thanks to Glenn Weaver
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