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It is a long shot but being ITK, I have
a funny feeling about our cup team this year. Here it is:
1 Barry Daines - has beeen keeping
himself trim
2 Terry Naylor - no longer in The Green
Green Grass of Home
3 Gareth Bale - has to win one day (a
phrase that is almost a homophone for Jaunde, I hope I'm not
tempting fate but didn't he manage the last Spurs team to win a
League Cup? I thank you)
4 Gabby Yorath - the finest Welsh player
to ever wear the no. 4 shirt for the Spurs
5 Graham 'Alf - I think you you just
stole those pomegranates, let me nail you to the floor with my Hilti'
Roberts
6 Osvaldo 'Lets invade Canvey Island'
Ardiles
7 Sir Alan Sugar - let's see him Carlos
Kickaball around for 90 mins + Man U time
8 Perm anyone from any Spurs player we
have sold in the last year only for 'arry - St Trinian's - Redknapp
- to buy back at a Credit Crunch knock down rate
9 Darren Bent - what?
10 Jamie Redknapp - still got it in 'im,
inhe
11 Garth Crooks - yeh c'mon G, let's see
you make YOUR Team Of The Week!
Final Score: Tottenham 3 (Bale 1, 2, 3)
Man Utd 1 (Berbatov 90).
Love and Rockets
simon macdonald |