|Thanks to Tony Rowe, these
pictures obtained by using a secret camera hidden inside a small flower
tucked into the buttonhole of his jacket can now be revealed to the
Prepare yourself for horror as you will
be faced with the awful truth ...
He looks so
doesn't he ??
And you know ...
You know, a lot of people have asked why
MEHSTG is bothering with this campaign to save a dumb creature.
Well, there is more to this than meets the eye.
MEHSTG feels that this is just the thin
end of the wedge (that fits so nicely into modern day players
pockets). The striving for perfection in players will lead to all
sorts of performance enhancing drugs and mind altering substances.
Just look at what is happening in Italy and Spain. The frightening
reality of the logical progression is experiments on players using the
DNA of animals to produce the ultimate footballer.
But some of these early experiments
carried out at the House of Highbury Horror have not gone so well.
Looking for a player who was good up
front and boasted a pair of twin strikers, this horrible mutation rolled
off the operating table to scare the living daylights out of fans across
Only simian headed Sunderland manager
Peter Reid was willing to take a chance on this one. And only then
because he probably thought he was in with a chance there !!
At MEHSTG we will not stop until these
terrible twists of fate are ceased on the poor players at Highbury.
The campaign rolls on and gathers
Let everyone know about the SAVE CHIMP
And always remember those much less
fortunate than your own.
For further photographic evidence, click here.