|Thanks to Tony Rowe the awful
truth can finally be revealed. Not only are there experiments
being carried out to ape the features of a footballer who has certain
athletic attributes, but more tests are being carried out on players
from all over the globe at the Highbury Marble Halls of Horror.
|Brought in from the
tropical rain forests of Brazil, the natural habitat was of only
cursory interest to the lab boys as they grafted long into the
night to produce the ultimate in goal hangers. The tree
dwelling mammal that is known as the "Silivinho
Specialising in long range
shooting, this possum like creature was a bit of an own goal
when faced with his Boro'.
||However, he is like
putty in his creator's hands (certainly under the thumb) and
likes nothing more than to watch.
The terrifying results of the scientists
work continue unabated.
MEHSTG begs all of you who care about
football to take a lead.
If not a lead, then a bag of peanuts.
But something must be done for these poor
They know not what they do.
So, spare a few moments to publicise
Let everyone know about the SAVE CHIMP
And always remember those much less
fortunate than your own.
For more on the SAVE CHIMP campaign,