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Messages of support for
CHIMP
Here follows a selection of
messages on support of
our SAVE CHIMP campaign. |
| 12.6.2001
Thank You for such a kindly intervention
into footballs inhumanity to apprentices. We have all seen the effects of
this genetic barbarism on a young primate. Yes it is true, he was in fact
a beast of the trees to begin with, not as you thought, a humanoid.
The 'Highbury injections' gave him the
ability to utter a few banal adjectives and wave his arms continually at
referees who he mistook as his tormentors and creators, (due to their
strange appearance, in common to Highbury personnel).
We must return him to the wilds of the Congo where he can while away his
days picking his anal scabs in the deep undergrowth for which he was pre
destined, rather than the traumas inflicted on him by the roar and
amusement of football loving crowds.
Bless you for your humanity
WhitehartN17
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| 14.6.2001
You must not let my work go down the
drain !
Mr. Darwin
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14.6.2001
Whilst we all feel that is of the
utmost importance to keep baboons off the bench, gibbons away from the
goalposts and primates off the pitch, I feel that smelly mammalian quadrupeds
have been overlooked. Remember, "We don' need no stinking
Badgers!"
Regards,
Andre Aghastly
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| 18.6.2001
Chimp must be saved.
He has a unique acting talent. Remember him with me in 'Gorillas In The
Mist'.
Help him for the sake of Diane Fossey's hard work.
Yours,
Sigorney Weaver.
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| 9.3.2001
"Personally, I think Anne 'The
Sphinx' Robinson must be the most repulsive and obnoxious person ever to
set foot on earth. She has no redeeming features. She is seriously ugly
and if the BBC does as it should and she is sacked, she could start a new
career advertising shaving blades for men. She is Darwin's missing link. I
call upon the BBC to rid the nation of this ugly, offensive sphinx. If
they don't, I will call upon all Welsh people to boycott the BBC, who
would then prove themselves to be supporting racism" - Cardiff City
chairman Sam Hammam on the club's official homepage.
(Ed : - I think he may have got the wrong end of the stick here)
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| 22.6.2001
I will donate all my profits from my
peanut farms to your campaign!
Percy Dalton
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| 3.7.2001
You pay peanuts ...
Percy Dalton
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| 13.7.2001
Frankly I'm disgusted. How can you
compare this fine specimen to a chimp. I may be in Barcelona now but
just measure the height of my forehead. I think you'll find the
Keown primate has met his match.
Marc (the missing link) Overmars
PS Why didn't Sol check out the night life out here there's loads of
uphill gardening
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| 17.7.2001
I tried to measure it at the weekend but
its so big I cannot reach. I would ask my mate Petit the primate but
he's bogged off to Chelsea. When have the next international I'll ask
Bergkamp the Baboon to give a hand with the vernier caliper and get some
really good measurements for you.
Hugs and kisses Marc form Barcelona.
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| 18.7.2001
Just to let you know I bumped into
Arsene the Anthropod today. Apparently he's out here checking out the
youth policy, and possibly watching some junior football too! He did give
me a quick hand with the calipers and my forehead is well over 3 weeks
high, pretty impressive you'll agree.
Can you send some plasters as my
knuckles are sore?
Humps & Bumps
Marc from Barcelona
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| 20.7.2001
Did Chimp star in the Hollywood
blockbuster "Jerry Maguire" ?? Only I could have sworn I
heard someone shouting "Show Me The Monkey, Show Me The Monkey
!!"
Barry Norman
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| 22.7.2001
We fully support your campaign, and we
are most honoured to know that "chimp" has all our CD's.
THE JUNGLE BROTHERS
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| 22.7.2001
That Overmars should stick to going to
going to work on the marmite motorway ! Enclosed a photo of my latest
girlfriend (right), match that Marc.
Martin Keown (Save Chimp)
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| 23.7.2001
Monkey !! We need more television
!!
Johnny Vegas
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| 24.7.2001
Happy Birthday Chimp! 35 Today!
Hope you received my telegram.
Elizabeth Windsor
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| 24.7.2001
We can now confirm that we have stocks
of "red" boot polish.
Kiwi Shoe Polish co.
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| 29.7.2001
Chimp is a professional footballer.
That should cause a bit of a stir in the
name of satire.
Chris Morris
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| 30.7.2001
Did anyone catch the comment by the gray
man in charge of a big South Coast Premier league club when he said ...
"Glenn Hoddle is not a monkey on my
back."
Good news for all Chimp fans there !!
Johnny Morris
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| 30.7.2001
I have never thought of it this way, but
if I did a merging of two of my most famous volumes "The Naked
Ape" and "The Football Tribe", I would probably have come
to the same conclusions as your good selves.
Desmond Morris
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| 8.9.2001
You know that I believe what is going on
...
Conspiracy
Monkey
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