- Why
did Peter Bonetti have his sleeves rolled up in
such a peculiar fashion in the 1970 World Cup
Quarter-final .v. West Germany ??
- Why
are Wolves never far from your door??
- What
was Geoff Thomas thinking of when he tried that
chip over the French goalkeeper for England that
went off for a throw-in ??
- When a
goalkeeper is injured and requires treatment, why
doesn't he have to leave the field and be
beckoned onto the field at an appropriate break
in play ??
- If a
team has a player sent off and the game goes to a
penalty shoot-out that reaches 10-10, with no
player having missed, who takes the 11th penalty
for the team with one man short ??
- Why do
Arsenal have "The" before their name ??
- Why
does the England captain (whoever it is at
whatever time) never get booked or sent off for
the most outrageous behaviour on a football pitch
??
- Why do
foreign imports to the Premiership complain about
too many games/the physical nature of English
football/the weather/referees ??
- Why is
relegation always a dog fight ??
- Why is
it always surprising that big men have a good
touch ??
- Why
would a speedy winger want to catch pigeons ??
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