MEHSTG gets sent lots of stuff that is circulating on the
internet, but doesn't claim it as it's own.
Here are a number of bits and pieces you might find interesting.
SPURS LIFE PLAN
Are you worried about the future?
Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to think about our lavish lifestyles after our careers are over.
Are you over 33?
Well past your best?
Looking for an easy life?
Then you are eligible for the Spurs Life Plan!!! We pay you £30,000 a week, there's a
pointless medical, and no sales person will call.
You'll get a FREE house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest courses.
Don't take our word for it, read these recommendations by some of our satisfied clients:
"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially secure"
"I recommend the Spurs Life Plan to all my family"
"The Spurs plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it was too late"
Dean R, London
"The generosity of the Spurs plan is unmatched in the world of pension finance. It was the
best move we ever made"
Jamie and Louise, Essex
"Even when everyone said I was too old, Spurs were prepared to supplement my pension
with an outrageous offer"
Mauricio, Buenos Aires
"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Life Plan - year after year"
"Tottingham is for me doing it"
Don't sit there worrying about the future - RELAX - That phone will ring!!
Spurs life plan is regulated by D Levy and his pals at the bank, and is funded by the 30,000 who have invested in the "THFC Season Ticket" pyramid scam over the last 10 years.
Thanks to Steve White and Robert Flynn
Utd have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by
their current form.
Thanks to Mario Sergides and others
SADDAM STILL ALIVE
He said "To prove I am still alive, Spurs were total sh*te on Saturday."
A British Government
spokesman moved quickly to question the validity of the broadcast,
Call to TalkSport Radio phone-in show ...
Presenter: We have Jim on the line who wants to discuss the Faroe Islands-Scotland game.
Jim: Thanks...er yeah. Just want to say it's an absolute disgrace. I mean we're playing probably the weakest side in world football and we can't do better than a draw.
It was a poor result.
Jim: I never
expected for a moment we would qualify. I don't mind that so much.
We're not good enough. But listen, to not qualify is one thing, but to
... fail to beat a team like Scotland is a different matter. It's
(Uproar and laughter in the studio)
I see a massive silhouetto
of a man,
It's Christmas time,
And Santini's mobile
ringing was the clanging chimes of doom,
launch own TV station
First day schedule
8:00-9:00 Scrapheap Challenge
Two teams of contestants try to assemble a decent football team from the Liverpool squad.
9:00-11:00 Film: As Good As It Gets
Liverpool qualify for the UEFA Cup.
11:00 - 12:00 Faking It
Gerard Houllier pretends to be a football manager but will he fool anyone??
12:00 - 13:00 How do they do that?
Stories behind the most unbelievable events and occurences. This weeks programme concentrates on Emile Heskey. How does he keep getting picked for the England team? How comes a guy built like a "Brick Privvy" spends more time on his back then Jordan does? The most unbelievable story is HOW THE HELL did he manage to score an overhead kick against Birmingham? Was it meant to be a pass? Find out.......
14:00 - 15:00 The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson hosts this popular quiz programme. Tonights special contestants are the entire Liverpool midfield.
15:00 - 16:00 Holby City
This weeks episode: "Hypocondriac". Michael Owen is admitted for another hamstring injury sustained playing pool/golf with his mates, but discharges himself immediately when he realises he's forgotten his Teddy
16:00 - 18:00 Film: End of Days
Liverpool's realisation that a once great European footballing force now target the Worthless Cup as their only hope of silverware (besides nicking hubcaps). Hubcaps it is then......
18:00 - 19:00 Film '04
Jonathan Ross reviews all the latest blockbuster movies. This week he reviews Bend It Like Big Nose, El Hadj Diouf and the 40000 Thieves.
19:00 - 20:00 Whose Line is it Anyway?
Ex-Liverpool player and Anfield favourite Robbie Fowler discusses drug etiquette at parties and reflects on how Manchester "skag" isn't as good as that from Liverpool.
20:00 - 22:00 Newsnight Special
Incredible footage taken by the Americans, shot last Saturday, watched by the nation. A dazed, dishevelled and clearly bewildered leader being led from his temporary shelter. The slow realisation that the mighty empire he thought he ruled had esembled, and that the game was finally up. Finally knowing that, instead of being loved, he was hated by his own people and laughed at by everyone else ... and Phil Thompson next to him in the dugout didn't look much better.
22:00 - 22:04 Attacking Highlights
All Liverpool's attacking highlights from the first half of the Season.
BIG RON ...
Ron Atkinson had to
resign after making a racist remark live on air while
Thanks to the Good Doctor [June 2004]
some real talent ...
Thanks to the Good Doctor [April 2004]
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