My name is Willie K

And I’m a rockin’ DJ

I slip the discs

And still take home my pay

I’m the King of Hip Op

And lots of other surgery

To say I’m a fit man

Would be to commit perjury

I’ve got lots of injuries

Detailed on my CV

I collect my salary while

I watch the TV

I hope one day

To be a Grandmaster

When my leg gets better

I hope to run faster

I keep getting injured

It slows me down.  WHY ??

I just like to think

That I’m pretty fly for a wide guy.

I rock the house

Paaarty and say Yo !

Be careful though

I might injure my Toe !

I’ve got the clothes,

With a wicked stitch,

I’ve got the moves,

But I don’t get on the pitch.

I like R Kelly,

But I find him trying

For a crazy Dutchman

I sure ain’t flying.

I might get fit,

For sure, there’s a chance,

That’s only as long

As I don’t “break” dance.

To spend £1.5 million

They say GG must be a fool,

But I’m the only rapper