the alternative arse calendar 2012

when the funky phantom's work-mates thought it was a hilarious prank
to buy him an arsenal 2012 desk calendar as his secret santa present,
little did they realise what fun was to be had with it ...

here are the results ...



January February March
April May June
July August September
October November December

Please note none of the events or people in this desk calendar ever existed ...
either in reality or the warped imagination of a twisted person.

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