the alternative arse calendar 2012

february 2012



Top Russian striker and super spy Andre Arse-Shaving keeps his eyes peeled and his secrets under his hat. 

His top favourite English pop combo Steppes watch on.

Many say Arse-shaving has the feet of Clay and the heart of the Tin Man, who are also in the crowd.


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